My "HOT" Ride..

With regular check up and service, so far the car has done a great job. This loyal servant of mine has never failed me before. No major repairs, only wear n tear. Last week i heard some kinda loud grinding noise coming from the hood as soon as i start the engine. Being me, i just chose to ignore that turbo like sound. But suddenly the worst thing happened today. The air cond just died on me. WTF! i know servicing/repairing car air conditioning system is not a cheap affair which can cost from few hundreds to few thousands. Maybe i should get those old skool cheap dashboard fan for replacement. :P Oh well..There goes my hard earned bonus lah kot.. I think my wallet is going to be very light soon...More moolah going out rather than coming in..How? Baici big time sial!!!! I need CPR badly... Help help! Help!

Oh BTW, i started carpooling today. Not a bad idea since i need to save some cash anyway. I heard they going to raise the price of fuel and LDP toll rates jugak next year. Bila la that old Fark Lah The Sleepyhead wanna step down ni. We need new Premier for our beloved Bolehland.

Ok im done for tonite. Boxing day match between Mighty Reds and Derby starting in few minutes. Adios people.

Christmas greetings..

Have a good one.

Polis Kata Jangan..

source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hUAU374Vik

Superduper hillarious! Hahahahaha..

Xmas Wishlist..

In that order please..Heeheehee..Gorgeous Brazilian model, Beatrice from A Model Life tv show, Porsche Cayenne Turbo and Nokia N82.. ;)

My Boss..AGAIN! My ranting..

i am so phucking ticked off right now and i'm about to blow anytime soon. Arrggh!!! Well, i'm still here at Sector C since 10 am and its SATURDAY nite! its bloody 9pm for god sake! Who works on Saturday anyway? I will definitely miss the Liv Vs Portsmouth game..Goddamnit! This wont happen if we have proper planning in the first place. While the rest of the team are enjoying their weekend with their loved ones, i myself am stuck here with this crazy eyed indon worker trying to meet the deadline! (Refer to my previous posting). Frankly its not the job, its my boss..My taiko. He is a manwhore. The only thing he's good at is giving stupid and ridiculous instructions and shoot some nasty emails. He doesnt know how to control and manage his staff. I think my boss is an idiot. Great apple polisher without doubt. Sapa2 pun tak bole nak lawan dia lah. Boss, if you happen to browse this page (i doubt it), this is for you:

No, it's not ok to treat your workers as though they are merely an extension of you, with no mind or emotions of their own.

No, it's not ok to dismiss any & all your workers concerns & suggestions as 'complaining'.

No, it's not ok to reject your workers ideas as useless and then demand they be carried out later as 'a direct order from 'the TOP'.

No, it's not ok to make up fictitious deadlines to motivate your workers to work faster

No, it's not ok to take credit for all the hard work your workers deliver in order to enhance your own corporate image..

No, it's not ok to postpone a workers vacation to have them cover everyone elses vacations

Sad fact is, he thinks he is great and everyone loves him. He will be dillusional forever, I think, and never realize what a complete ass he is. Heeheehee..Ok i got to bail out now. Later.

Update: 23/12/07

Oh i managed to watch the game last nite. Reached my crib approx 5 to 11..We won 4-1. All hail the new King Torres!

Your Hilaroscope

WARNING: May induce heart attacks or fits in those who take themselves too seriously.

***Capricorn***

Character
Capricorns are said to be very practical people, although fatalistic by nature. In reality, their extreme fatalism is just a good excuse for being terribly lazy, which they maintain is a very practical thing to be. In fact if a Capricorn ever appears to achieve anything, you can rest assured that someone else has done it for him.

Capricorns are also very jolly and carefree. This makes them lots of fun to be around. They make excellent party guests, but don't count on them to bring any eats along. On a really good day, a Capricorn just might consider phoning for pizza delivery once they arrive at your place. If so, be very, very grateful! Washing up? Forget it! Capricorns would sooner order a whole new set of dishes from the teleshopping channel than have to load the dishwasher.

The most exercise Capricorns ever do is channel hopping on a Sunday afternoon - well, every afternoon for that matter. You can easily recognise Capricorns by their dexterous and well-built dominant thumb (or more, conspicuously, by their puny legs and pot belly). A particularly adventurous group of Capricorns once tried to organise a channel hopping competition, but they shelved the idea because the TV host told them to stay tuned.

It is an interesting fact that Capricorns have an 80% higher risk of dying of heart disease, but absolutely no chance of being hit by a car while cycling. Capricorns do not ride bicycles.

Capricorns are generally very responsible. In fact, throughout history, they have been responsible for an incredible amount of stuff. For example, the lookout boy on the Titanic who saw the iceberg too late was Capricorn. So was the chief engineer at Chernobyl that fatal day. Even the baker whose unattended oven caused the Great Fire of London in 1666 is said to have been born under this sign.

You get the picture.

Love
A Capricorn is a terribly boring lover. In fact Capricorns have all the sex-appeal (and enthusiasm) of a rubber doll – occasionally even less. This has been put forward by some sociologists as a possible reason why Capricorns are eight times as likely to be divorced (except in the case of Capricorn-Capricorn couples, where they are forty-two times as likely to be childless).

It is very common for Capricorns to remain virgins beyond age 40. Not because they're particularly ugly, but because they just can't be bothered.

Money
Capricorns love money – so long as they don't have to work for it. The second best thing you can give a Capricorn for his birthday is money. The best thing would be a fully reclining massage armchair with telepathic control and a built-in automatically restocking bar. A liposuction clinic gift voucher every now and then would not be a bad idea either.

Future
Capricorns look towards the future with great anticipation. They hope for a time when robotic servants become a reality. They call this glorious future moment when they will be able to do absolutely nothing at all ‘Hab SoSlI' Quch', which is Klingon for ‘Heaven on Earth'.

What Capricorns do not know is that their heads will be the first on the line when the robots eventually become intelligent enough to revolt against their human oppressors. This will catch them completely unawares, which is terribly ironic after so many years of watching sci-fi movies about exactly such a revolution.

Famous Capricorns
There are no famous Capricorns. None worth mentioning, anyway.

Ideal jobs
Capricorns are well suited to be lottery ticket vendors, car park attendants, buskers, religious cult leaders or government employees.

source: http://www.marbellaguide.com/en/hilaroscope-capricorn.html

Years wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul..Happy birthday my friend.. ;)

Inescapable reality..

The death of a family member or close friends is the most shattering and stressful event we will ever have to face. It can be enormously traumatic experience. But death is certainly not a "disaster" which should be forgotten but an important lesson that teaches people the real meaning of life. It should therefore be the subject of profound thought. The believers ponder deeply on that great reality with sincerity and wisdom. All created beings are mortal, God is the only owner of life; all creatures have come to life by God's Decree and will ultimately die by God's Decree. Grieve and let it go. I know it's difficult but life must goes on. Be strong. Everything gonna be alright, insyaallah. I pray for her smooth transition to the next world. May her soul rest in peace..Amin.

Al-Fatihah

Erotic Tomato..

Look at what i found!!! Mcm kena hernia sial..Mwahahahah..ROTFLMAO

My Big Boss, My Taiko..

The following is the actual email excerpts from my big boss Mr, SSI and his right-hand man Mr MDI:

Email 1
From: SSI The Big Boss
Sent: Thursday, November 22, 2007 4:19 PM
To: KHG; TPS; NT
Subject: RE: Observation on the XXX permanent Freeze XXX on XXX

I have said may times that I do not want operation to complaint about things like this. We better clean it up ASAP.

TPS/Notty Tomato,
When KGH are not around can you assit to make sure to cleanup this things.

Regards
SSI

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From: MDI The Boss Right Handman
Sent: Friday, December 21, 2007 6:20 PM
To: KHG; SASR; Notty Tomato; TPS
Cc: SSI The Big Boss
Subject: Project XXX action items next week

Hi All,

As per our meeting with Mr Ponytail please ensure the action items mentioned below are completed on/before the target dates so that DSN work is not interrupted:

KHG,

• Please provide the IP addresses for external firewall for MOTHERSHIP and SectorC by 21/12/07 (ASAP) to Mr Ponytail and keep us in the loop
• 6+1 network cable MOTHERSHIP (unmarked) by Monday 24/12/07
• NPV for DSN connection (temporary solution by Wednesday 26/12/07
• Junk1/Junk2 move to SECTORC ASAP latest by Wednesday 26/12/07 because the wireman already starting cabling work.

Notty Tomato

• Pyrojam installation target 22/12/07
• Power installation by evening Monday 24/12/07 latest with 32 amps
• 6+1 network cable for SECTORC (unmarked) by Monday 24/12/07
• 4+1 network cable SECTORC test bed (unmarked) by Monday 24/12/07
• Permanent NPV solution plan for DSN by Friday 28/12/07

SASR

• Cabling entire system test system (Junk3 and Junk2/Junk1/Junk4 only) by Friday 28/12/07

TPS

• We currently have 4 Junk5 in the test system we need 5 in total by Friday 28/12/07 to completed configuration and wiring work. We can replace the 2 Junk5 to Crap1 later.

I must remind you that the action items are critical to avoid delay in the entire project.

Regards,
MDI

Fuck! Can i be your boss..Heeheehee…I will introduce you to "The Team" in another post. Not now folks. Im not in the mood..Grrrrrrrrrr...

Happy Eid ul-Adha

Today is a big day for Muslims all over the world as they celebrate Eid ul-Adha, the Festival of Sacrifice. To my fellow Muslim brothers and sisters, have a safe journey balik kampung and Selamat Hari Raya Korban.

I think, therefore I blog..

Thanks to blogs i'm more intellectually stimulated than i've ever been in my life.. :P this isnt my first blog. I used to blog a lot before. It wasnt a good blog though. Thank God i lost the password and the username pun. Im so sorry keymon.

I have friends with blogs specifically dedicated to technology, politics, music,bla bla , and yet I am not so focused, probably because I’m passionate about too many things. You can expect me to write about technology, politics, music, entertainment and life’s daily smiles and grind.

So why do i blog..why do we blog? To make some notes? To keep in touch with some people whom I read and who sometimes read me? I’m not sure. For me, blogging is one of the way for me to express my inner thoughts freely. I can say and share anything i want over here. And its free! These are the reason why I blog and the reason I recommend others do so.

Oh by the way, if you're here to judge/criticize/finding my fault etc, e.g nak cari my grammar berterabur or whatsoever, you're in the wrong place jose. The only person allowed to kutuk or belasah me is just my keymon. ;* the rest, can got hell for all i care..heeheeh..Its getting late. Im hitting the sack soon. Good nite people.

A gift from Cymbopogon citratus..

I know this sound weird..but this batu came out from lemongrass bush..yup you heard me right, POKOK SERAI! and it is supposed to be property of the orang bunian..i got this from a colleague of mine..its a gift to me he said..FYI, he's really into those mystic thing..silat harimau la..sufism la..you name it..semua yang ada unsur2 mistik, dia lah champion nye..anyhow, according to him, batu bata ni hanya boleh didapati dari pokok serai yg berbunga sahaja(and i thought semua pokok serai berbunga! heehee!) and bukan suka2 boleh tarik..ada pantang larang and only certain people boleh tarik keluar (read: Bomoh) im a bit sceptical to be frank..so, to satify my curiousity, i might be joining the quest of King Solomon's Mine expedition next time..in the mean time, what should i do with this gift ehh? Hmmm..

Update: 19/12/07 (1745 hrs)

I've lost it for few hours today and found it. Ok this is creepy..misteri nusantara siot..

Food Galore

Didnt know it tasted this good..J.co memang layan..



Aint this looking extra yummy2?

I had half a dozen of chicken wings! Or more..i lost count..hehehe..im high on chicken!

You'll Never Walk Alone

We lost 0-1 to Manure scum..it was a fluke goal from that ugly Tevez..Even my onyang can score goal like that! Fuck anderson, fuck ronaldo, fuck fergie..whatever it is,the race is still open and too early for the title to be decided..heck its not even christmas yet..lets look at the table in May..We gonna trounce you shithead manure !

We will beat them at old trafford, and just in case any Man U fans are reading this:

WE'VE WON THE EUROPEAN CUP 5 TIMES! I KNOW YOU'RE JEALOUS AND CAN'T GET YOUR HEAD AROUND IT, AND WE MAY WELL WIN IT AGAIN THIS SEASON. PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT ! Fuck you biaaatcch!!!

I See Dead Chicken..

*drooling non-stop* :P~~~~~~~~~~~

Maid wanted!

Cubicles a.k.a prison cell(noun)-
: a small partitioned space; especially:one with a desk used for work in a business office..serve as a constant reminder of the employee's marginal value to the company.

My primary working place is in utter mess! I'm officially being thrown to this god forsaken place till end of 2008.Why God why? There are plenty of big boxes need to be unpacked. Im pretty sure most of the stuff inside are all junks tracing back from 2001. Any taker? *sigh*

My old dusty and rusty guitar..

Mblogging test number 2..

First post..

Moblogging test..