I'm a sinner, you're not !!!

2009-09-17T12:05:00.003+08:00

Good job Hujan. :)

Stand By Me

2009-07-02T11:02:00.006+08:00

Music is often used for expression of feelings..and i do love this version.. :)

Peace Through Music
http://playingforchange.com/

p/s: the "Earth Phones" T-shirt is phuckin awesome! me want one :D

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2009-04-14T02:46:00.001+08:00

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2009-04-14T00:37:00.002+08:00

Testing from Trutap

2008-12-05T13:39:00.001+08:00

Lets see if this quick post appears in me blog..hmmmmm...

Sent from my phone using trutap

She used to..

2008-09-09T17:45:00.009+08:00

have a dedicated blog about us..Below was her first ever posting as a blogger kot.. :)

Wednesday, November 15, 2006

Extremely Bangang :)

Our cycle of relationship....We love, we cry, we fight, we confront, we console, we kiss and make up, we honrnzzz, we laugh, we do stupid things, we make jokes, we fight, we cry, we hug, we kiss and make up, we laugh......on and on and on...but one thing we do agree....We love each other even more everyday... :)

...we are the extremely bangang couple...but loveable bangang. hehehehe

Posted by aktifmelampau at 2:20 PM

And another one..heeheehehe..

"Friday, November 17, 2006

Him......according to me

Hahahhahha..i cant stop smiling reminiscing those moments.. :) dont know what happened to her now..Anyway, i wish her well..she always has special place in my heart... xoxoxoxox..hhahahaha

p/s: yup i managed to cracked the password..i mean i cracked my head pikir pasal the password to that blog la..and voila! im in.. :D

Summer 08 transfers..

2008-09-04T01:17:00.006+08:00

Players In:

Philipp Degen (Borussia Dortmund)
Andrea Dossena (Udinese Calcio SpA )
Christopher Buchtmann (Borussia Dortmund)
Nikola Saric (Herfølge)
Zsolt Poloskei (MTK Hungaria)
Vincent Lucas Weijl (AZ Alkmaar)
Diego Cavalieri (Palmeiras)
Robbie Keane (Tottenham Hotspur)
David N'Gog (PSG)
Emmanuel Mendy (Murcia Deportivo)
Vitor Flora (Botafogo Futebol Clube )
Albert Riera (RCD Espanyol )
Peter Gulacsi (MTK Hungaria

Players Out:

Harry Kewell (Galatasaray)
John Arne Riise (AS Roma)
Paul Anderson (Nottingham Forest) Season-Long Loan
Anthony Le Tallec (Le Mans UC72)
Peter Crouch (Portsmouth)
Danny Guthrie (Newcastle Utd)
Scott Carson (West Brom)
Adam Hammill (Blackpool) Six Month Loan Deal
Miki Roque (FC Cartagena) Season Long Loan Deal
Robbie Threlfall (Hereford Utd) Season Long Loan Deal
Godwin Antwi (Tranmere Rovers) Six Month Loan Deal
Jack Hobbs (Leicester City) Season Long Loan Deal
Nikolay Mihaylov (FC Twente) Two Season Loan Deal
David Martin (Leicester City) Loan Deal
Sebastian Leto (Olympiakos) Two-Year Loan Deal
Craig Lindfield (Bournemouth) Loan Deal
Andriy Voronin (Hertha Berlin) Loan Deal
Steve Finnan (RCD Espanyol)

2nd spot in league after 3 games..Qualified for Champs League group stage..not bad huh? ;)

Indie band @Bolehland..

2008-09-02T18:51:00.009+08:00

My kind of music..arrangement hebat..better than some of indo band..tak bikin malu la band malaysia..rock on!!! :)

Yang Pernah..

Download

Resah..

Download

1000 Tahun..

Download

Sisa..

Download

Bintang-bintang..

Download

Please support these great bands by buying their original album..The link provided was just meant for you to sample some of their songs..Enjoy!

Merdeka! Merdeka! Merdeka!

2008-08-31T20:03:00.003+08:00

To all my beloved fellow citizens,

Selamat menyambut Hari Kemerdekaan yang ke 51.. :)

Once upon a time..

2008-08-27T00:07:00.006+08:00

There were no DSLR cameras at that time yet.. ;)

My blingbling booboo..

2008-08-26T00:47:00.012+08:00

Look at this beast..Isn't it sexy as hell? I soon found myself head over heels in love with this E71 cutie. Oh did I say I bought it within few seconds of handling it at the phone outlet? Hahahhaha.

My first impressions are it feels really solid. The design of the phone is astonishing. It's covered with shiny metal, solid like a rock, and unimaginably thin and pocketable. The metal body probably adds a little weight, but it also feels very sturdy i assure you. It has almost everything i wanted under the hood. GPS, Wi-Fi, Push Email, HSDPA enable(surfing on 3.5G speed!), 3.2megapixel cam, music player and much more. It runs on Symbian s60! which means there are thousands and thousands of 3rd party apps that i can put in here. :) My last encounter with this powerful yet simple to use OS was with my late N70 which i accidentally left it on the roof top of my ride. ***May you R.I.P my dear friend..Sob sob :(*** Because of financial constraint at that time, i had to grab a modest Sony Ericsson K550. But that was yesterday story. Now ive gotten myself the slimmest QWERTY ever! Yeehaaaa! :)

Some of my favourite Apps:

Flash Lite player-Meaning i can just download the FLV from youtube and transfer the file from my lappy right to this mobile. No conversion is needed. So far i've downloaded 10+ vids. 7 of them are ahem ahem kinda vids..you know what i mean..hehehehhe..

Shozu- this amazing piece of software allows you to easily upload photos to flickr (and a host of other sites) straight from the phone - without doing anything. I can even snap, moblog and post it to blogspot. Cool ehh? :)

MiniOpera- Built-in standard nokia browser is okay, but miniopera renders webpages faster and pages are downloaded in smaller kilobytes. Yup im still on this 5MB plan for Rm8 so every bits and bytes counts. Hopefully if i have enough riyal,i shall take the unlimited data plan. Soon kot.. :)

ShMessenger- There are many instant messenger for mobile that combines multiple chat accounts in one interface but of all, im quite satisfied with this apps.

GuitarChord- For ahli musisi

All in all, a brilliant phone with good battery life. Definitely one of the investment that i wont regret. I hope! hahahahha..

p/s: Oh btw, Maxis 3G service was down in few areas this evening. Thought it was my phone. Screw you Maxis!

D'Massiv..

2008-08-25T15:13:00.005+08:00

Hahahahahaha..Massively bangang gile..

Original vidclip.. :)

6 out of 6.. :)

2008-08-24T11:16:00.002+08:00

Another 3 more points..we were lucky i must say. Just as we seemed to be heading for a defeat at home, Carra scores that unbelievable goal - i actually didnt expect it to go into the back of the net! That was exhilarating! Then the stoppage time wonder goal by Stevie is one to remember - a typical Stevie curling volley into the top left hand corner of the Boro goal. :) A few of the touches shared between Keano and Torres was very pleasing. I saw 2 or 3 link ups between them which excited me quite a bit. As time progresses, i think we will see a very formidable partnership between the two. Dossena was ok. Showed some good things going forward. Xabi was inconsistent lately. And him not knowing his future is doing no one any good. Im sure Masch will fill the boot once hes back from Olympic. The Olympic gold medalist glues the team (defence, midfield and attack) together. And I really hope that we can sign new wide player before the deadline. We are playing without NATURAL WINGERS. It is making life too hard at Liverpool and for all who love Liverpool. .

We WILL improve, there is no doubts, but if we are to have a slow start this season but winning at the same time, then i ain't arsed one bit. I remember several games when the ManUre/Chelski won similar or worse games, and it mattered not. We can only get better and have taken maximum points anyway. Arse losing puts the icing on it!! hahahha..

Now bring on Villa!!! *evil grin*

Oh BTW, our ex boys,Cisse and Owen scored for their teams as well last nite. All the best to them.

Cara pemakaian kiffeyeh/shemagh..

2008-08-15T17:05:00.007+08:00

Found this on the Net.. :)

Step 1:
Fold the shemagh into a triangle. Wrap it around the back and over the top of your head, with the folded edge across your forehead, making sure that about two-thirds of the material is on your left. The right end ought to be long enough to come to your chest.

Step 2:
Use your left hand to pinch the shemagh about 3 or 4 inches from the folded edge and let the edge hang forward.

Step 3:
Let go of the right end. Using your left hand, hold the edge of the shemagh next to your left cheek and hold it near your left cheekbone. After you do this, use your right hand to pull the left end of the shemagh across your face, over your nose.

Step 4:
Continue to wrap the shemagh around your face and head until you get it back over your left shoulder. Grip the right tail and hold it to keep from pulling the shemagh off your head as you wrap. Work your hands down toward the ends as you wrap.

Step 5:
Pull the shemagh as tight as needed to feel comfortable. At the end of the process, take both ends and, somewhere near your right temple, tie them in a knot. A square knot will secure the shemagh adequately.

Ready For Action!!!

credit to:
http://www.actiongear.com/agcatalog/shemagh.html

My Story..My Curhats

2008-08-12T02:06:00.023+08:00

I know i have not been blogging for quite sometimes. Blame it on my employer. I was so tight up with work sampaikan there were days gone without me having my usual morning shower and straight to office! ok ok im playing with you on the shower part. The point is, i was so dead busy. My actual last posting was back in January. The last one where i kicked some jakarta's engineers asses playing futsal doesnt count as it is just a post with pictures, no write ups or whatsoever. Anyway,lots of things happened during this period. Banyak sangat sampai gua pun tak tau mana nak start dulu ni..let see if i can recall bit by bit alright..Hmmm, lets start with my job first since my personal live is very dull and boring *sigh*

My Boring job:

I've been assigned and need to get involve with this so called mega project, Project Y somewhere in mid March this year. To build another base in our neighboring country, Indonesia. Kira macam expanding the business offshore since our market in Bolehland dah saturated. You see, in my dept, we always give codenames to our project..mcm cerita james bond la kadang2 gua rasa..So this project is given the codename Project Cinderella. Dont ask me why they choose Cinderella. Then come this most bizzare ground shaking glass shattering announcement. I was instructed by my big honcho to lead the technical team! WHATTHA @#$%??? i swear i was about to wet my pants masa dia cakap macam tu. Was he high on mushroom,weed or something? Being a small fish/late comers all the way, datang keje ikut suka mak bapak gua i didn’t expect to be given this huge task. I was bit reluctant to accept that responsibility at first. Ok, it will look good on my CV, but can i really handle this? Besar responsibility tu but then the thought of going away from my base a.k.a Hell is very tempting indeed. Jakarta pulak tu and i never been there before. Heard that cewek2 nya asyik bangat. Plus it sounded like a paid vacation. ( to be honest, i was motivated by that sebenarnye). So i accepted the task happily after given much consideration. (Thanks keymon for believing me) So the next 6 months i've been working my ass up to complete Phase 1 and 1A. So sempat la berpeleseran 5 trips to Jakarta. Work wise, it was a different experience altogether. No hard feelings but working with Indonesian is not that easy as it looks. They keep changing plans within short period. They like to promise things that they couldn't deliver on time. But with God willing, with the help of the excellent team, we managed to pull it off with flying colors within stipulated time given. Salute sama lu orang. Now Phase 1 and Phase 1A down. 1 more to go.

Putting my non-stop working matter aside, I had the opportunity to chill, lepak, jalan2 and did some shopping kecil-kecilan. What I can tell you is, Jakarta is big. Stuff are way cheaper and loads and loads of stylo beautiful people. Nitelife is awesome. I wouldn't mind coming back for Phase 2. I think this after-work activities should have its own blog posting. Ok whenever im free i will pen my trips to Jakarta. And before i forget, I would like to thank my big cousz, Mr BadanSasa who was being so nice to me during my stay over there despite the hard time he has to endure. Bak kata my keymon, perangai budak sekolah darjah 1 kadang2 terkeluar kejap..hehehhe. Appreciate your hospitality bro. See you in the coming Hari Raya. Thanks for the kain arafat. Its a head turner back in KL :)And yes i still owe you info on Lacoste. Soon k?

This morning i received a very important phone call. It was my agent, Ms Maria. She brought sunshine to my gloomy day (Will tell you more in the next section) After 6-7 job interviews, alhamdulillah, i finally managed to land one. Hooray! She even made me promise to take her and her friends out for lunch after the "signing ceremony". I told her everything is possible as long as i got the figure i wanted. So i guess i wont be going to Jakarta nor Manila after this. :( Pending the black and white offer letter on the table of course. The job prospect and career advancement is excellent, having to play with big phat telco machines lagi, the pay is too good to resist plus i desperately need to change my ol' skool ride. Hehehee. So pray for me will ya.

Malaysian Politics:

Its getting dirtier day by day. What else should i say? Our current state affair is a laughing stock! Malu sial. Zaman Tun mana ada macam ni. We should pull a V for Vendetta stunt. Burn down the Parliament (figuratively of coz, i dont want to be ISAed just by saying this). Give back the power to the people, the rakyat, me and you. End of story. How to do that? Ask Ms Peanut. She's a good political analyst/observer. Im sure she has few good strategies under her sleeves that we can try to adopt. Ms Peanut tak teringin bertanding Ketua Puteri Umno? ;)

My Relationship:

I am blessed man by having a wonderful keymon who fully understand me by my side. I cant be more thankful to the Almighty for that. It seems that destiny brought us together. The way we cross our path is pure miracle. Its like relationship made in heaven. In my eyes, she's so special in every way. I’ve been in and out of relationships berpuluh kali during my younger days (That time I was one of the hottest mamat at Lot10 area ok! No big round perot, no saggy panda eyes..Hahahaha). Ok back to my booboo. She is different from the rest. Way different from any girls I dated before. The best of the best i would say. Physically and emotionally tip top. Always tell myself that I've got myself a keeper! A 10. Ok maybe I exaggerate. But definitely a 9er. Nobodys perfect remember?  I must confess that before meeting her, i was once kaki party, kaki gadoh, hidup tak tentu arah and i dont give a shit about the anyone else except myself and my brothers. We were king of kings. But she changed me indirectly. In a good way obviously. I realized dalam keras2 jiwa ni sebenarnye gua ada sikit sifat mat bunga raya yang tersembunyi. :D Together, we had fun doing all those crazy stuff. I mean really crazy shieet if you know what I mean. Time spent with her flies superduper fast. Sampai tak penah cukup la kalau chill together. Melekat like Bonnie and Clyde. We really feel comfortable with each other and can talk about anything. We both are like small kids most of the time..laughing, giggling, teasing is understatement. We done more than that. (Gosh! I really miss those moments)

But sometimes, relationships do get ill. Things were different last week. She acted strange. I cant really describe but the vibe i got from her is different as if the spark is fizzling out. She was not her usual self. Out of the blue she brought up this taboo matter, the-thing-we-are-not-suppose-to-discuss. And i didn't know how to respond. Being me, i told her everything is okay. Been there done that kinda bullshit . Its not abnormal and nothing to be scared of. In fact I've experience what she's experiencing right now and passed that phase pun. But as the conversation goes deeper, i lost the plot. I started thinking using my arse. Things turned ugly. And the rest is history. We haven't speak from that day onwards. Still haven't heard any news from her all day long. All i can do is to pray that something good will pop out in the next few days..

B, if you're reading this, please at least reply my texts by sending me short text pun dah cukup. I just want to know how are you doin'..thats all nothing more. I wont reply if you don’t want me to. I know i have been a pushy bastard lately (as always) but i do i miss you dearly. And whatever the outcome, you are still my soul mate. The one made for me. Always will. You know i dont do this often, but i am here now to say that I am truly sorry for the things that i said to you. I reacted that way because i sense that im loosing you slowly (im doin it again, putting pressure on you, arrgghh). Perhaps we need to take a long break from communicating with each other. You probably need a breather to revive our relationship, time off to get away from me for a while before you completely lose the spark (Or have you?). Who knows,maybe missing each other will put some stars back into things. Im not suggesting we go separate ways. But I'm no Love Guru though i watched that movie during the weekend. Yes you right, the movie aint that good except it has eye candy on it, Jessica Alba (which reminds me of you, in a way). But i do think you look more like Fox after watching WANTED. The resemblance is obvious. But from behind that is. Chup tweet, i change my mind. You dont need to text me asap. Whenever you are ready to talk lah k. I taknak dictate what need to be done. or else it wont be natural. It takes two to tango. :)

okay peepz..that summarize everything..enough with my emotional outburst. This isn't me. I hate exposing this mushy other side of me in public actually. But then again, aren't we all bloggers known to be internet exhibitionist! :)

Have a good rest and I will see you again, eventually. ;)

p/s: im typing this entry using my cute qwerty keypad..oh yeah i pampered myself with a new sexy looking multimedia gadget, Nokia E71. Thought of gettin' Sony Ericsson Xperia a.k.a X1 but da long wait is killing me and the keypad of my old K550i pun dah barai. So now im back using symbian s60 phone. I will review this hot unit in my next posting insyaallah..bila tu, tak tau la kan..Alah as if i have loyal reader la pun :D

Kickin' ball on the 10th Floor..

2008-07-30T00:58:00.004+08:00

Domino effect

2008-05-28T01:54:00.003+08:00

..a simple chain reaction that occurs when a small change causes a similar change nearby, which then will cause another similar change, and so on in linear sequence, by analogy to a falling row of dominoes standing on end..hmmmmm....

The Most Phucked Up Day Of My Life...

2008-02-25T22:40:00.010+08:00

I am:

aching, afflicted, agonized, anguished, bereaved, blue, cheerless, clouded, crestfallen, crushed, dark, dejected, depressed, despairing, despondent, disconsolate, discontented, discouraged, disheartened, dismal, displeased, distressed, dolorous, down, downcast, downhearted, dreadful, dreary, dull, embarrassed, flat, frowning, funereal, gloomy, glum, grief-stricken, grieved, guilt, hapless, heartbroken, heavyhearted, humiliated, hurt, ill at ease, in despair, in pain, in the dumps, injured, joyless, lonely, low spirited, low, lugubrious, melancholy, moody, moping, mournful, mumpish , offended, oppressed, out of sorts, pathetic, piteous, regretful, remorse, rueful, sad, shamed, shocked, somber, sorrowful, spiritless, suffering, sulky, sullen, tortured, tragic, unhappy,acrimonious, angry, annoyed, appalled, bitter, boiling, cross, devastated, disgusted, enraged, frustrated, fuming, furious, hostile, in a huff, in a stew, incensed, indignant, inflamed, infuriated, irate, irritated, livid, mad, offended, outraged, piqued, provoked, rageful, resentful, sullen, up in arms, virulent, worked up, wrathful, wrought up,abandoned, chastised, criticized, deserted, discarded, forsaken, hated, ignored, left out, let down, overlooked, punished, rejected, replaced, unapproved of, unlovable, unloved,derailed, disjointed, disoriented, torn,demoralized, disappointed, discouraged, disheartened, disillusioned, disinclined, repulsed, stifled, thwarted..

Im so unbelievably stupid. Somebody please knock my head againts the wall..

Organisation Chart

2008-01-24T16:40:00.003+08:00

Bottom, Right= Me! *grin*

Knackered = Me

2008-01-06T23:47:00.000+08:00

Where have I been locking myself away? Work mostly. Baru 2 days commuting to Sector C, i'm absolutely knackered. I have not had time to blog AT ALL! I have been very busy for last few weeks sebenarnya but I expect things to settle down somewhat by the first week of February. I have been working on my new “baby”, the Project X. I have been putting more than 10 hours of blood, sweat and tears into it per day. Tiring but end of the day its worth all the effort.. I hope! Heheheh.. Too much has happened for me to blog about it. Office gossips la, my spritual trip la (batu serai) etc. It would take a few hours and then some time to type it all up. I promise I will post new stuff once I have the time.

Im off to bed now.

Cerita Lawak Hari Ini..

2008-01-01T16:36:00.000+08:00

Today's Joke - Mistaken Drunk

A drunk phoned police to report that thieves had been in his car. "They've stolen the dashboard, the steering wheel, the brake pedal, even the accelerator," he cried out.
However, before the police investigation could start, the phone rang a second time, and the same voice came over the line,

"Never mind," he said with a hiccup, "I got in the back seat by mistake!"

Bangang!!! hahahahahhahaha

2K8.. a new chapter..

2008-01-01T15:58:00.000+08:00

Happy New Year peepz! It’s hard to believe that it’s already 2008 kan? Anyhow, i would like to take this opportunity to wish all of my readers - be they regulars or new ones - a wonderful and splendid NEW YEAR ahead. May God bless you to fulfill all your wishes and dreams. Have a great 2008! We talk about new year resolutions in another post. ;)

My "HOT" Ride..

2007-12-26T21:19:00.000+08:00

With regular check up and service, so far the car has done a great job. This loyal servant of mine has never failed me before. No major repairs, only wear n tear. Last week i heard some kinda loud grinding noise coming from the hood as soon as i start the engine. Being me, i just chose to ignore that turbo like sound. But suddenly the worst thing happened today. The air cond just died on me. WTF! i know servicing/repairing car air conditioning system is not a cheap affair which can cost from few hundreds to few thousands. Maybe i should get those old skool cheap dashboard fan for replacement. :P Oh well..There goes my hard earned bonus lah kot.. I think my wallet is going to be very light soon...More moolah going out rather than coming in..How? Baici big time sial!!!! I need CPR badly... Help help! Help!

Oh BTW, i started carpooling today. Not a bad idea since i need to save some cash anyway. I heard they going to raise the price of fuel and LDP toll rates jugak next year. Bila la that old Fark Lah The Sleepyhead wanna step down ni. We need new Premier for our beloved Bolehland.

Ok im done for tonite. Boxing day match between Mighty Reds and Derby starting in few minutes. Adios people.

Christmas greetings..

2007-12-25T10:00:00.001+08:00

Have a good one.

Polis Kata Jangan..

2007-12-24T01:16:00.000+08:00

source: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7hUAU374Vik

Superduper hillarious! Hahahahaha..

Xmas Wishlist..

2007-12-23T18:13:00.000+08:00

In that order please..Heeheehee..Gorgeous Brazilian model, Beatrice from A Model Life tv show, Porsche Cayenne Turbo and Nokia N82.. ;)

My Boss..AGAIN! My ranting..

2007-12-22T21:20:00.000+08:00

i am so phucking ticked off right now and i'm about to blow anytime soon. Arrggh!!! Well, i'm still here at Sector C since 10 am and its SATURDAY nite! its bloody 9pm for god sake! Who works on Saturday anyway? I will definitely miss the Liv Vs Portsmouth game..Goddamnit! This wont happen if we have proper planning in the first place. While the rest of the team are enjoying their weekend with their loved ones, i myself am stuck here with this crazy eyed indon worker trying to meet the deadline! (Refer to my previous posting). Frankly its not the job, its my boss..My taiko. He is a manwhore. The only thing he's good at is giving stupid and ridiculous instructions and shoot some nasty emails. He doesnt know how to control and manage his staff. I think my boss is an idiot. Great apple polisher without doubt. Sapa2 pun tak bole nak lawan dia lah. Boss, if you happen to browse this page (i doubt it), this is for you:

No, it's not ok to treat your workers as though they are merely an extension of you, with no mind or emotions of their own.

No, it's not ok to dismiss any & all your workers concerns & suggestions as 'complaining'.

No, it's not ok to reject your workers ideas as useless and then demand they be carried out later as 'a direct order from 'the TOP'.

No, it's not ok to make up fictitious deadlines to motivate your workers to work faster

No, it's not ok to take credit for all the hard work your workers deliver in order to enhance your own corporate image..

No, it's not ok to postpone a workers vacation to have them cover everyone elses vacations

Sad fact is, he thinks he is great and everyone loves him. He will be dillusional forever, I think, and never realize what a complete ass he is. Heeheehee..Ok i got to bail out now. Later.

Update: 23/12/07

Oh i managed to watch the game last nite. Reached my crib approx 5 to 11..We won 4-1. All hail the new King Torres!

Your Hilaroscope

2007-12-22T13:55:00.000+08:00

WARNING: May induce heart attacks or fits in those who take themselves too seriously.

***Capricorn***

Character
Capricorns are said to be very practical people, although fatalistic by nature. In reality, their extreme fatalism is just a good excuse for being terribly lazy, which they maintain is a very practical thing to be. In fact if a Capricorn ever appears to achieve anything, you can rest assured that someone else has done it for him.

Capricorns are also very jolly and carefree. This makes them lots of fun to be around. They make excellent party guests, but don't count on them to bring any eats along. On a really good day, a Capricorn just might consider phoning for pizza delivery once they arrive at your place. If so, be very, very grateful! Washing up? Forget it! Capricorns would sooner order a whole new set of dishes from the teleshopping channel than have to load the dishwasher.

The most exercise Capricorns ever do is channel hopping on a Sunday afternoon - well, every afternoon for that matter. You can easily recognise Capricorns by their dexterous and well-built dominant thumb (or more, conspicuously, by their puny legs and pot belly). A particularly adventurous group of Capricorns once tried to organise a channel hopping competition, but they shelved the idea because the TV host told them to stay tuned.

It is an interesting fact that Capricorns have an 80% higher risk of dying of heart disease, but absolutely no chance of being hit by a car while cycling. Capricorns do not ride bicycles.

Capricorns are generally very responsible. In fact, throughout history, they have been responsible for an incredible amount of stuff. For example, the lookout boy on the Titanic who saw the iceberg too late was Capricorn. So was the chief engineer at Chernobyl that fatal day. Even the baker whose unattended oven caused the Great Fire of London in 1666 is said to have been born under this sign.

You get the picture.

Love
A Capricorn is a terribly boring lover. In fact Capricorns have all the sex-appeal (and enthusiasm) of a rubber doll – occasionally even less. This has been put forward by some sociologists as a possible reason why Capricorns are eight times as likely to be divorced (except in the case of Capricorn-Capricorn couples, where they are forty-two times as likely to be childless).

It is very common for Capricorns to remain virgins beyond age 40. Not because they're particularly ugly, but because they just can't be bothered.

Money
Capricorns love money – so long as they don't have to work for it. The second best thing you can give a Capricorn for his birthday is money. The best thing would be a fully reclining massage armchair with telepathic control and a built-in automatically restocking bar. A liposuction clinic gift voucher every now and then would not be a bad idea either.

Future
Capricorns look towards the future with great anticipation. They hope for a time when robotic servants become a reality. They call this glorious future moment when they will be able to do absolutely nothing at all ‘Hab SoSlI' Quch', which is Klingon for ‘Heaven on Earth'.

What Capricorns do not know is that their heads will be the first on the line when the robots eventually become intelligent enough to revolt against their human oppressors. This will catch them completely unawares, which is terribly ironic after so many years of watching sci-fi movies about exactly such a revolution.

Famous Capricorns
There are no famous Capricorns. None worth mentioning, anyway.

Ideal jobs
Capricorns are well suited to be lottery ticket vendors, car park attendants, buskers, religious cult leaders or government employees.

source: http://www.marbellaguide.com/en/hilaroscope-capricorn.html

Years wrinkle the skin, but to give up enthusiasm wrinkles the soul..Happy birthday my friend.. ;)

Inescapable reality..

2007-12-22T11:49:00.001+08:00

The death of a family member or close friends is the most shattering and stressful event we will ever have to face. It can be enormously traumatic experience. But death is certainly not a "disaster" which should be forgotten but an important lesson that teaches people the real meaning of life. It should therefore be the subject of profound thought. The believers ponder deeply on that great reality with sincerity and wisdom. All created beings are mortal, God is the only owner of life; all creatures have come to life by God's Decree and will ultimately die by God's Decree. Grieve and let it go. I know it's difficult but life must goes on. Be strong. Everything gonna be alright, insyaallah. I pray for her smooth transition to the next world. May her soul rest in peace..Amin.

Al-Fatihah

Erotic Tomato..

2007-12-21T16:32:00.000+08:00

Look at what i found!!! Mcm kena hernia sial..Mwahahahah..ROTFLMAO

My Big Boss, My Taiko..

2007-12-21T14:17:00.000+08:00

The following is the actual email excerpts from my big boss Mr, SSI and his right-hand man Mr MDI:

Email 1
From: SSI The Big Boss
Sent: Thursday, November 22, 2007 4:19 PM
To: KHG; TPS; NT
Subject: RE: Observation on the XXX permanent Freeze XXX on XXX

I have said may times that I do not want operation to complaint about things like this. We better clean it up ASAP.

TPS/Notty Tomato,
When KGH are not around can you assit to make sure to cleanup this things.

Regards
SSI

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From: MDI The Boss Right Handman
Sent: Friday, December 21, 2007 6:20 PM
To: KHG; SASR; Notty Tomato; TPS
Cc: SSI The Big Boss
Subject: Project XXX action items next week

Hi All,

As per our meeting with Mr Ponytail please ensure the action items mentioned below are completed on/before the target dates so that DSN work is not interrupted:

KHG,

Please provide the IP addresses for external firewall for MOTHERSHIP and SectorC by 21/12/07 (ASAP) to Mr Ponytail and keep us in the loop
6+1 network cable MOTHERSHIP (unmarked) by Monday 24/12/07
NPV for DSN connection (temporary solution by Wednesday 26/12/07
Junk1/Junk2 move to SECTORC ASAP latest by Wednesday 26/12/07 because the wireman already starting cabling work.

Notty Tomato

Pyrojam installation target 22/12/07
Power installation by evening Monday 24/12/07 latest with 32 amps
6+1 network cable for SECTORC (unmarked) by Monday 24/12/07
4+1 network cable SECTORC test bed (unmarked) by Monday 24/12/07
Permanent NPV solution plan for DSN by Friday 28/12/07

SASR

Cabling entire system test system (Junk3 and Junk2/Junk1/Junk4 only) by Friday 28/12/07

TPS

We currently have 4 Junk5 in the test system we need 5 in total by Friday 28/12/07 to completed configuration and wiring work. We can replace the 2 Junk5 to Crap1 later.

I must remind you that the action items are critical to avoid delay in the entire project.

Regards,
MDI

Fuck! Can i be your boss..Heeheehee…I will introduce you to "The Team" in another post. Not now folks. Im not in the mood..Grrrrrrrrrr...

Happy Eid ul-Adha

2007-12-20T14:09:00.000+08:00

Today is a big day for Muslims all over the world as they celebrate Eid ul-Adha, the Festival of Sacrifice. To my fellow Muslim brothers and sisters, have a safe journey balik kampung and Selamat Hari Raya Korban.

I think, therefore I blog..

2007-12-19T00:59:00.000+08:00

Thanks to blogs i'm more intellectually stimulated than i've ever been in my life.. :P this isnt my first blog. I used to blog a lot before. It wasnt a good blog though. Thank God i lost the password and the username pun. Im so sorry keymon.

I have friends with blogs specifically dedicated to technology, politics, music,bla bla , and yet I am not so focused, probably because I’m passionate about too many things. You can expect me to write about technology, politics, music, entertainment and life’s daily smiles and grind.

So why do i blog..why do we blog? To make some notes? To keep in touch with some people whom I read and who sometimes read me? I’m not sure. For me, blogging is one of the way for me to express my inner thoughts freely. I can say and share anything i want over here. And its free! These are the reason why I blog and the reason I recommend others do so.

Oh by the way, if you're here to judge/criticize/finding my fault etc, e.g nak cari my grammar berterabur or whatsoever, you're in the wrong place jose. The only person allowed to kutuk or belasah me is just my keymon. ;* the rest, can got hell for all i care..heeheeh..Its getting late. Im hitting the sack soon. Good nite people.

A gift from Cymbopogon citratus..

2007-12-18T21:51:00.001+08:00

I know this sound weird..but this batu came out from lemongrass bush..yup you heard me right, POKOK SERAI! and it is supposed to be property of the orang bunian..i got this from a colleague of mine..its a gift to me he said..FYI, he's really into those mystic thing..silat harimau la..sufism la..you name it..semua yang ada unsur2 mistik, dia lah champion nye..anyhow, according to him, batu bata ni hanya boleh didapati dari pokok serai yg berbunga sahaja(and i thought semua pokok serai berbunga! heehee!) and bukan suka2 boleh tarik..ada pantang larang and only certain people boleh tarik keluar (read: Bomoh) im a bit sceptical to be frank..so, to satify my curiousity, i might be joining the quest of King Solomon's Mine expedition next time..in the mean time, what should i do with this gift ehh? Hmmm..

Update: 19/12/07 (1745 hrs)

I've lost it for few hours today and found it. Ok this is creepy..misteri nusantara siot..

Food Galore

2007-12-17T16:36:00.000+08:00

Didnt know it tasted this good..J.co memang layan..

Aint this looking extra yummy2?

I had half a dozen of chicken wings! Or more..i lost count..hehehe..im high on chicken!

You'll Never Walk Alone

2007-12-17T16:16:00.000+08:00

We lost 0-1 to Manure scum..it was a fluke goal from that ugly Tevez..Even my onyang can score goal like that! Fuck anderson, fuck ronaldo, fuck fergie..whatever it is,the race is still open and too early for the title to be decided..heck its not even christmas yet..lets look at the table in May..We gonna trounce you shithead manure !

We will beat them at old trafford, and just in case any Man U fans are reading this:

WE'VE WON THE EUROPEAN CUP 5 TIMES! I KNOW YOU'RE JEALOUS AND CAN'T GET YOUR HEAD AROUND IT, AND WE MAY WELL WIN IT AGAIN THIS SEASON. PUT THAT IN YOUR PIPE AND SMOKE IT ! Fuck you biaaatcch!!!

I See Dead Chicken..

2007-12-17T15:43:00.000+08:00

*drooling non-stop* :P~~~~~~~~~~~

Maid wanted!

2007-12-14T02:53:00.001+08:00

Cubicles a.k.a prison cell(noun)-
: a small partitioned space; especially:one with a desk used for work in a business office..serve as a constant reminder of the employee's marginal value to the company.

My primary working place is in utter mess! I'm officially being thrown to this god forsaken place till end of 2008.Why God why? There are plenty of big boxes need to be unpacked. Im pretty sure most of the stuff inside are all junks tracing back from 2001. Any taker? *sigh*

My old dusty and rusty guitar..

2007-12-11T16:28:00.001+08:00

Mblogging test number 2..

First post..

2007-12-11T15:02:00.002+08:00

Moblogging test..